Nov 30, 2015

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Dollish Polish – A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Dollish Polish – A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Hello again, Reader! Here’s hoping that, if you celebrate, you had an extraordinary Thanksgiving! I know I did! Although, my oven is still a little pissy towards me for all of the baking I subjected it to! I miiiiight have gone a bit overboard on the desserts. Because sugar!        I still have many, many, MANY catch-up posts in the works, and I’ll be rolling them out slowly in the coming weeks. But I wanted to go ahead and pop this quick little ditty in because it’s a limited edition polish, AND it’s frakking awesome! The premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens is upon us, and to celebrate, Dollish Polish has created an ever so holo lacquer that will leave you gazing at it for hours on end! Can you tell that I’m stupid proud of making that graphic? BECAUSE I AM! I’ll never be able to watch that scene the same way again. In fat, I have a feeling that all I’ll ever see are people looking at nail polish when actors are looking though windows? That was a jumbled sentence! Hopefully you get what I mean! Let’s go see this lacquer. TO THE SHIP! Yeah, trust me, I get it! No worries if you feel the need to sit. You are NOT alone! Like, seriously, are you SEEING the holographic reflection on that star in the macro shot?! SHEEZUS!!!! I would tell this lacquer that I love it….but it already knows! A Galaxy Far, Far Away is a black linear holographic polish with holographic micro glitters in shades of black, blue, silver, gold and grey, and also a smattering of holographic silver stars! Photos show three coats. Polishes used in this manicure: LynBDesigns B. Sticky, Dollish Polish A Galaxy Far, Far Away, Lucky 13 Lacquer Elemental Ward CONCLUSION A Galaxy Far, Far Away is going to be a super…SUPER limited edition release, Reader! Seriously! Dolly has made 40 bottles of this intergalactic gem, and when they are gone, they are GONE! Considering the limited release, each bottle will be labeled 1-40. I don’t know about you, but numbering ANYTHING makes it more desirable for me! INSTANT GRABBY HANDS! This lacquer will be launching tomorrow and can be obtained through the links below! Shop | Facebook | Instagram | Twitter | Pinterest  Time to attack mah body with...

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Nov 17, 2015

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Dollish Polish – Home Alone

Dollish Polish – Home Alone

Fact: Dollish Polish is a BOSS when it comes to holiday collections! I could win on Jeopardy with that factoid, Reader! And this latest holiday collection only stands to prove my statement! This time around we get to revisit the holiday film of our childhood! Well, depending on how old you are. It’s time to go back to the time of Talk Boys, tarantulas and dentist recommended toothbrushes! Oh yes, Reader, time for some Home Alone action! Oh, random tangent! Dude, the year that Home Alone was released, my parents bought my brother a Talk Boy for Christmas. I was desperate for one, too! What did I get? Another. Stupid. Barbie. UGH! I was forever the victim of those horrid pink boxes! Enough of my lamenting, though. Let’s get in on this lacquer-y action. THIS IS MY HOME, I HAVE TO DEFEND IT        Well, one thing’s for certain: There’s no need to be green with envy over this true evergreen lacquer! Because it’s just waiting for you to scoop up and buy it! But please be mindful not to step on any nails or broken ornaments in the process! Photos show three coats. Also…DAT GREEN DOE! Polishes used in this manicure: LynBDesigns B. Sticky, Dollish Polish This is My Home I Have to Defend It, Lucky 13 Lacquer Elemental Ward THE WET BANDITS             If only ALL criminals were as slapstick as Marv and Harry were! I mean, crime is an awful thing, but I’m far more lenient towards it if I can at least laugh through it! The Wet Bandits is a cool, mint blue scattered holo with blue shimmer, and silver & blue micro glitter. Photos show three coats. Polishes used in this manicure: LynBDesigns B. Sticky, Dollish Polish The Wet Bandits, Lucky 13 Lacquer Elemental Ward KEVIN!!          Am I (home) alone in my ability to still read this word in Kate’s voice? It’s been seared into my being! KEVIN!! is a delicious cranberry jelly, pack with platinum silver micro flakes. And who knows maybe wearing it will cause you to end up in the back of a van with John Candy. I’ll test that one and get back to ya! Photos show two coats. Polishes used in this manicure: LynBDesigns...

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Nov 15, 2015

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Painted Sabotage – Shall We Go

Painted Sabotage – Shall We Go

So I am officially in a place where I count each new post as a personal achievement. Even though you cannot see me (unless you are currently stalking me), I’m patting myself on the back for getting this post done. It’s all about baby steps, yo!        Today I wanted to bring you some magic that was inspired by my all-time favorite fandom: GAME OF THRONES!!!!! This is a stunning polish that positively mesmerized me as...

Nov 12, 2015

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Creme a la Mode: The Second One

Creme a la Mode: The Second One

Long time no post, eh Reader?! Well today I’m back with the next Crème à la Mode subscription box! Be sure to stay tuned at the end of this review for a double shot of what’s happening in my life these days. Hint: EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE IS DIFFERENT! But how about we get started on this awesomesauce, eh? As with the previous Crème à la Mode box, you will find four creme shades from the brands: Digital Nails, Octopus Party Nail Lacquer,...

Aug 22, 2015

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Inaugural Crème à la Mode Subscription Box...

Inaugural Crème à la Mode Subscription Box

Oh man, I am so excited about today’s post, Reader! It’s not every day that I get the opportunity to try out three well-known brands for the first time! Let me backtrack a bit, I’m getting ahead of myself. Basically we have an awesome new subscription box on the scene! What makes this one SO wonderful for me is that the polishes in the Crème à la Mode box will all be cremes! Hence the name, hehehe. I have...

Aug 15, 2015

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Ellagee – Fire Made Flesh

Ellagee – Fire Made Flesh

I wish I had enough of a vocabulary to properly exude how entirely excited I am over today’s post! It’s no secret that Ellagee can make one frak of a lacquer, but add to that a Game of Thrones theme and you are left with nothing but pure, undiluted orgasms! Shall we step into a world of Fire Made Flesh? As soon as I saw the thought and care that Laura had put into making this collection, I...

Aug 14, 2015

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My Indie Polish – Guardians of the Galaxy...

My Indie Polish – Guardians of the Galaxy

This is gonna be totally awesome. Wait…I mean, it’s gonna be awesome…but not Lauren Lopez flailing on the floor awesome! Be honest, how obvious is it that I just had another rewatch of A Very Potter Musical? Even though this post isn’t centered around witches and wizards, it is going to bring you epicness in the form of Peter Quill and Guardians of the Galaxy! Don’t lie, you’re already singing Come and Get Your Love in your head...

Jul 15, 2015

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Down Comes the Rain

Down Comes the Rain

Hi there, Reader. Instead of being happy and cheerful and fangirlish, I’m going to bare myself. Give an update that I know a lot of people have been speculating on. There’s also a good chance that I’ll type all these words down, lose my courage, and delete all evidence that I’m not happy. My lack in posting, my sick cat who means the world to me (Please don’t take my depression as any form of ungratefulness for his...

Jul 12, 2015

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My Indie Polish – Shark Week

My Indie Polish – Shark Week

Okay, I can’t lie. As much as it eternally pains me, Shark Week has turned into a bit of a joke in the last few years. Pandering to the masses. Where did the knowledge go? The true discoveries? The documentaries teaching us that sharks are NOT evil, blood-thirsty monsters? I guess it’s a bit of a blessing that I no longer have live TV. Because I can guarantee that I would be watching shark week right now…while dealing...

Jul 3, 2015

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Incidental Twin – Vampire in the Sheets...

Incidental Twin – Vampire in the Sheets

It has been a hot, hot, hot steamy minute since I have showcased any Incidental Twin, but that error is soon to be rectified. As in…RIGHT NOW! This polish has everything – more micro glitters than you’d find on the streets of Seattle after Pride, a squishy jelly base, and….wow, I just realized that I’m sounding a lot like Stefan. I’m only missing the mention of bouncers who wear traffic cones for bras! Well, that and the inability...

Jul 2, 2015

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Painted Sabotage – Gargle Blaster...

Painted Sabotage – Gargle Blaster

It’s one of my favorite times, Reader! Actually, TWO of my favorite times! Not only do I get to showcase a brand that I’ve never reviewed before, but I also get to show off a lemming I have had since before I even started blogging!!! As if Gargle Blaster wasn’t exciting enough on its own, it also gets the honor of being inspired by the late great Douglas Adams! I don’t know about you, but he’s a personal...

Jul 1, 2015

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ALIQUID Lacquer – Summer of George...

ALIQUID Lacquer – Summer of George

Hey there, Reader! Say hello to me attempting to post in the middle of being upset by life-y things. If you follow me on Facebook, you know that right now I’m having some troubles with my kitty Severus. He’s not doing the greatest right now, but he seems to be getting a bit better with each passing day. I’m finally to a place where I feel like I can get a bit of typing done, I say with...

Jun 24, 2015

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Unicorn Cahoots

Unicorn Cahoots

Reader! I need you to hold on to your butts! Actually, hold on to your unicorn butts, if you have them! Actually, if you have a unicorn, I might judge you if you aren’t CONSTANTLY holding its butt! Mmmmmm, sweet unicorn posteriors, how I love thee! Okay, I’m going to take this opportunity to stop talking about booties. Digital Nails and Ellagee have been making LE duos for a while now…and they are at it again – this...

Jun 23, 2015

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Lucky 13 Lacquer – Soda POP

Lucky 13 Lacquer – Soda POP

READER! Today’s post brings a couple forms of excitement with it! First off, I’m writing this post in Washington state, where I’m visiting with Jess, of Lucky 13 Lacquer! Yes, I am writing up a review for Lucky 13 Lacquer while simultaneously sitting in the alchemist’s glitter room! Secondly…THIS IS MY 500TH POST!!!!! Admittedly, I thought that I would have hit 500 aeons ago, but this whole cross-country move put a bit of a damper on things! Even...

May 27, 2015

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Glam Polish – The Knockout Collection...

Glam Polish – The Knockout Collection

Oh, Reader, this humanoid here is trying mega hard to get back on her blogging game! Who knew uprooting your entire life would be so hard?! There was nothing about this in the tourism brochure! As stressed as I might be these days, it’s hard to keep from smiling ear to ear today. Why? Six words: Glam Polish and The Knockout Collection! You cannot even imagine how good it feels to be working on a collection for Glam...

May 10, 2015

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A Different Kind of Giveaway

A Different Kind of Giveaway

Hey there, Reader! Today I come to you with a different kind of giveaway, one that I’m hoping you will flail over as much as I am!        Last November, on my birthday of all nights, I was at a club in Oakland, CA watching my brother perform a show. Epic times were had, indeed, Reader! Best birthday ever, in fact. It was on this momentous night that I had the pleasure of acquainting myself with...

May 8, 2015

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Dollish Polish – Cult Classics (Part Two)...

Dollish Polish – Cult Classics (Part Two)

So did the first half of the Cult Classics post leave you yearning for more, Reader? You know, the way I was yearning for more of Daario’s body in the season premiere of Game of Thrones! We were SO CLOSE to peen, then they did that blasted angle trick. NOT FAIR! But, enough complaining, this post is about the beloved cult films that we know and love. The films we honor with midnight showings. The films that we...

Apr 15, 2015

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Dollish Polish – Cult Classics (Part One)...

Dollish Polish – Cult Classics (Part One)

If you are like me, Reader, and we both know you are, then just the thought Dollish Polish’s Cult Classics collection left your loins in a quivering state! To actually have nail polishes that represent the best of the best in once-underground entertainment, it’s….well, Frank the Tank put it best upon seeing Old Blue in a near-death experience, “…Glorious.”        Also, you really do need to read that in Frank’s voice, otherwise the effect is most...

Apr 14, 2015

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LynBDesigns – About a Galaxy Part 2...

LynBDesigns – About a Galaxy Part 2

Have you been holding your breath, waiting for the second half of this review? If so, it’s time for a giant frakking exhale, because I’m here to fulfill that desire, Reader! I mean, it’s only been a month, right? Given my excitement over the previous six polishes, it should come as no surprise that I am sporting a bigger “O Face” than Oprah when she starts giving shite away to her audience! I seriously sometimes think that Jenna...

Mar 5, 2015

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LynBDesigns – About a Galaxy Part 1...

LynBDesigns – About a Galaxy Part 1

SUCH EXCITEMENT TODAY, READER! Not only do I get to share a collection with you that was inspired by my FAVORITE Monty Python film, it’s also inspired by my absolute favorite Monty Python song! It seems to me that the general consensus is that The Holy Grail is the best Python creation. While it IS amazing, I cannot agree. For me, it’s ALL about The Meaning of Life! Think about it, you get the Penis Song, Every Sperm...